Housework

Confidence

Are you riding the Tiger of Technology?

.......or does it scare the sh... out of you?

We must all...

Can you cross this field in 15 seconds?

the bull can!...

Keep Glasgow tidy

Eat a pigeon a day.

Keep Glasgow Really Tidy

Eat 2 pigeons a day

Keep Edinburgh Tidy

"I am learning to relax...."

by taking a long bath

The Golden Cat

You've reached middle-age...

when all you exercise is caution

A modest little bird

with much to be modest about

An optimist believes in marriage

a pessimist is a married optimist

Do you prefer your wired friends

to your "meat" friends?

Touch

someone every day

Great Expectations

Will you be my bird?

The piano tuner

"Your neighbours sent for me."

Trust